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This is a very specific love here folks. My love is not for Ryan Reynolds the person or the magazine interview subject, nor for Ryan Reynolds the actor or star of such films as Crap I Never See Unless It Involves Geek Intellectual Property. I have a deep and compelling love for Ryan Reynolds’s lower torso to pelvis region, an area I tend to dub the lower man section. It includes the abs, the line that curves down from the hip toward the bunny trail, basically the part of the man that you look at and think, yes, please rub that on me, rhythmically, for a period no less than 15 minutes.

Objectification? Sure. I’m not proud. But it doesn’t change my love for Ryan Reynolds’s lower man section.