loveyouhateyou

Here in crazyville, I mean Texas, USA, there are a group of people that are enthusiasts of a very specific type of giant truck that also seems to make them lose their minds wholesale: white dually truck owners, I hate you.

I like people who drive trucks. I am not someone who hates anyone who drives anything larger than a Prius. I do not smell my own farts in stemware ala Southpark. I don’t hate trucks. I don’t hate white trucks. I hate giant dually white trucks and then only those driven by insane people. In Texas, that sub-category is comprised of roughly 7% of the vehicles on the roadways.

I know some of these people use their dually trucks for work (which makes me question the choice of white), and I support their need to have enough towing power to pull the USS Lexington, however, I don’t support their complete lack of ability to care if other human beings share the same roads as they do.

Sure, take up four parking spaces. Sure, cut me off and then drive for half a mile in two lanes. Sure, zoom around me with such force that my car wobbles around for twenty seconds in draft turbulence from your giant land cruiser. You can do all of these things. I will just hate you. Feel my wrath, very specific type of white dually pickup truck driver in Texas!